The many faces/phases of Mariah:

corny looking mutha-fucker ode to his character fucking boo boo kitty

Yeah he trussed her up and put her in an oven.....fuck that

Bless you

Most guys don’t care

Off topic, I was once seriously letured [by a guy] about Sex In The City, with great authority telling me that women do not speak like that to each other and women don’t talk about sex, men do that. Him, being an older relative was given leave to do his long ramble, during which I just looked into the middle distance.

Speak truth to power

Thank you as if there is gold in this here vagine that needs excavating

Also, just a small comment on a comment in the start of this article : “ sometimes the dick is not hygienic” ummmmmm well then no sucking yes........if it stank then just say no

what????? coke withdrawal is a helluva thing

that’s her mom yes?

Yeah and her mother was the original TNT, when she married her cousin to give the old guy some heirs

Needy boyfriends [ em-fah-sis on Boy]

True story.........I was shopping and stopped for some cake and a drink [judge not], and seats were limited and I found myself sitting at the table with the high mean girl uber bitch high school bully. We said hello I put my face in my magazine, and she broke in to my avoiding-you-space telling me that she could not…

No more needs to be said, seriously they should have cast that in the show Lucifer, would have been Meta

What reputation

He’s probably just roid raging

I don’t know if douche’s process regret the same way tho’

Seriously: How could anyone be duped by this Tool [major douche, and all around asshole]?? I am not Jen Garner btw, but really. In sorta off topic news BaffMan is bulking up for his turn as the dark knight of Gotham 2.0 but where’s his ass at? I mean come on I see his moobs [no not pecs yet] and arms and him looking…

Thought the same thing and I will keep the hair color thankyouverymuch #BrunettesForever