“Son, do you remember your name?”

LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

In all seriousness, thank fucking god someone can finally just enjoy a fun MLS game around here. 

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

“Hang it in the Louvre.”

feed her to a bear

So only men can fulfill your needs.  Got it

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

This tweet has been brought to you by the year 1945. 

Is it really that far fetched to say that the future of our military depends on young boys sustaining serious brain injuries at a young age, affecting their impulse control and decision making skills while also making them hyper aggressive and violent?

*reads headline*

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

I think, and I could be guessing here, that people are losing their goddamn minds right now because the President of the United States is unable and/or unwilling to stand up for the country he was elected to defend. That’s (very) fairly speaking, a big ass motherfucking deal. Being over it all is a feeling I can…

The Manny Machado Sweepstakes, not to be confused with the Adam Jones Scratch and Win or the Chris Davis 3rd Prize in a Church Raffle. 

Booooo.

I’m pretty sure that Ronaldo has seen Maradona still has unpaid taxes in Italy and thought he needs to get in on that action.