Paul George’s demands:

“Don’t limit me to 500 materials, please. My fear, if say they cap it at 500 across the board, you’re going to have a potential situation where a bad player is just spraying you, and you run out of materials.”

Mining was a huge part of our lives growing up—- Fed our families.

Lynn didn’t really shop around when she looked for a daycare, did she?

Oh good this guy made it.

Dear Terminal Cancer,

It’s just a few bad apples!

These Milwaukee Cops need their asses in the jackpot.

I’ve been conflicted.

No one has ever started off as a sadistic asshole, gotten rich and famous and somehow become better.

I wish I was surprised to still see this comment on every post about this game.

I like that in sports, you can banish a person to go ride a bus with a bunch of low-ball minor leagues because they’re big ole fatty fat fats. Imagine if you could do that in an office? Break a chair? Basement office with the interns for you. Clog the toilet? Your lunch gets taken away and replaced by rice cakes and…

What, like LeBron and “the Decision” to sell out to the Heat?

“For the last time, Mark, the meeting is not at PF Changs!”
“Yeah, I’m at PF Chang’s now. Where are you guys?”
“Fuck it, you abstain.”
“Not from this amazing Chang Sauce, I don’t!”
*Holds up hand for high five*
*Waitress pretends she doesn’t see him*

before anybody sprints in here mewing that “the HR derby fucked up Judge last season! nobody should do it!”

Let me see if I follow this argument:

You title an article that X player is too good for Y club but give no viable options he should go anywhere in the article. Which ironically enough, probably will play a major role in determining where he should go. So lets take a look as I do your job, while sitting at my desk supposed to be doing mine.

...grandpa? But...you’re dead!

Early reports not looking good? No shit, fuckface.