This song was the song of the moment my life peaked. I haven’t liked a song in this way since, and probably never will again.

I’m sorry but there’s only one Cowboy Curtis. That racist fool needs another, more fitting nickname.

You should learn to read.

Oh stuff it. If you don’t like comedy wrestling, cool, but don’t pretend like it’s new or the biggest threat to wrestling being taken seriously and being “badass.” Decades have proven that there’s room for multiple styles, and an intelligent audience is capable of dealing with it.

Apropos of this, I will be tucking into Mexican food and tuning into Smackdown on FOX tonight, for the first time since high school when it would air before Star Trek: Voyager.

So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.

like a helicopter.

In 1965 I hitchhiked from Harpur College to Cornell to see the Rolling Stones at Barton Hall. We got there early so to kill time we went to the Cornell/Columbia football game. At halftime the Columbia band performed before the BIG RED BAND came on. Their theme was a typical Saturday night at college. I remember they…

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

“We’ll be right back after this brief commercial break and we’ll allow Billy to finish his sentence.”

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

That’s his military dress uniform for the war on Christmas.

Actually, isn’t the city’s biggest celebrity a fictional character from a movie?

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.

Jesus FC

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!