Sounds like he has a pretty finely-tuned internal clock, he’s probably a good natural percussionist.

First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

The real solution is stop doing gender reveal parties. I just read that some people have paid up to $25,000 for them. The whole concept is fucking stupid.

The hat was for the entree. Also there may have been a racecar and a thimble involved.

These dudes sound like they could lead a band playing a local GMO-free coffee shop

So you’re saying the Steelers forced their will on him, then Ben changed his tune. I guess it’s safe to say he’s just in it for the money, and his original statement is completely invalid.

I bet the rocket is pointed at Tilted Towers.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

Every time I see his face...

Pretty sure they go tanning in S1E8.

Ryan Shazier is a very-nearly-walking reminder of why nobody should play football and the sport should die of attrition.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

Seems like you’re angry about something else, friend. You realize you can just continue to not buy dvd’s, right?

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

This is like asking about Trump’s legacy if he were to forget his Twitter password and didn’t tweet for a year. Just because you lay low and don’t spout off garbage opinions doesn’t mean that you don’t have garbage opinions.

“Oh, you gotta track a raccoon every chance you get. Those varmints will lead you right to the best trashbins in town. Now, if you see more than one, you might think you should trail the fattest, but those are just lazy. Real limited range. The lean ones? Now they get around. You wouldn’t believe what you’ll come…

*looks at the design*

I’m going this year (my first live WWE event ever) and cannot wait.