The second guy deserved to get thrown out. Number 99? sure buddy... No name on the back of the jersey?? nice try.... He’s an impostor....

1. They know a 19 year old with a history of mental illness and run-ins with the police was easily able to get an AR-15 thanks to the NRA and GOP.

They’re called illusions, Tom.

“I just met the guy with the van in the parking lot to see if there really was an underage girl to have sex with. You know, out of curiosity. Not out of wanting to have sex with her. Y’all are gross.”

Why be a Kwan when you can be a Kardashian?

One ended up in Sacramento.

This is a genuinely cool moment, no cynicism required. Reminds me of the Kenyan cross country skier Philip Boit finishing last in the 1o KM event in 1998. The winner, Bjorn Daehlie, told the officials to postpone the medal ceremony until Boit finished, and greeted him at the finish line. Boit later named one of his…

Shot:

If you can show me a better allegory for the budget approval process in Congress, I’d like to see it.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

This GI Joe with the Kung-Fu grip looking motherfucker is so deeply closeted, he’s practically in the next room.

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.

I like the part where she tore her leg up.

Crazy Taxi

I’ve heard tales that there’s a peninsula in Europe almost entirely filled with white people with names like Martinez (the rest I think are Brazilians or some shit). Makes you think

You’re being a little harsh; it took Clyde hours to find a tie that perfectly clashed with his own suit but sorta went with Breen’s shirt.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

My favorite Reggie Miller story will forever be when he put up 60 in a game in high school, and when he started bragging about it in the car on the way home, his parents informed him that Cheryl had put up 100 in her game that night, so it wasn’t as impressive.

Exactly, if one of these men used the podium to speechify, the article would be: “Note to Hollywood Men, for just 3 hours on one night, it was your time to shut up and listen, but you couldn’t do it”.