There is a music venue I go to all the time, across the street from a Popeyes. And I find myself checking my watch constantly and looking at google maps to see what time Popeyes closes and wondering how much I’m enjoying the band playing and if i can get to Popeyes before it closes. A constant struggle.

Nice.

Probably not. They use the metric system in Germany.

Yeah, he plays football.

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

You don’t have to have a DH. You write Ohtani into the lineup in the games he starts. Once he leaves the game, you use pinch hitters for the pitcher, which will usually only be for one plate appearance, sometimes none. On days when he doesn’t start, he’s the DH.

I find it’s important to be on good terms with their pimp.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

it’s Melbourne not Darwin read the headline dummy

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

He threw it back before Brian McCann had to goddamn tell him to.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

Cut him some slack fellas, his lips get tired when he reads.

Right, but where did she tee off from?

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Ball On Wall: “Wall’s got no balls”

Ha, there will NEVER be another Boaz Solassa!