Your comment sounds like a Chinese women trying to describe sex.

To be fair, our new healthcare system will just be handing out prescription opioids and completely ignoring long-term health issues, so the metaphor here works.

I think the more apt sports analogy would be that Trump hit his tee shot on a par 3 into the far bunker but some siccofant tossed the ball onto the green, 2 feet from the pin while the other members of Trump’s foursome complimented him on his skills...

They beat the black guy. That’s ALL that matters. If you can’t see how this whole thing is tainted with “Undo everything that n****r did to this country”, I can’t help you. This is a referendum on the preservation of white privilege and supremacy. PERIOD.

10. Lando Calrissian

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

The next time you go to travel, I am certain you would be 100% ok with being detained by the police and searched rectally for bombs for twelve hours.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

You know the correct answer is “waffles.”

“would get in the way of them being students first and foremost, and athletes second.”

I’ll have to remember these words of wisdom from the Ohio State and Stanford presidents tomorrow night when I’m watching Malik Hooker and Marshon Lattimore of Ohio State and Christian McCaffrey and Solomon Thomas of Stanford each…

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

They should tweak the lottery system so the 8-seeds get into the lottery and have better odds than all but the worst three teams.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

As a Padres fan:

“I also know there are many people who fly the flag in their yards or have a symbol on their truck and it’s not a racist symbol to them, it’s about their Southern heritage.”

I remember that. After the shit swastika photos came out, Alt-Right Jim Rome (I refuse to call him by his actual name) said “OK, it was real, but the person who left it wasn’t racist. Just deranged.”

Clicked on this thinking I was going to read about Clay Travis.

“Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I stick these gators up your ass and show your insides some style!”

Charlie Murphy walks up to the Pearly Gates and as he enters, feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and take a blow to the forehead.