...they can trademark (and profit from) them!

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

“We just have to go back to the drawing board and try harder next year. We’ve parted ways with our coaching staff, and have already started bungling efforts to hire a new one. Now join me in the dance of sadness, as is our annual tradition.”

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

I’m sure the kid has already experienced a lot of misery from living most of his life in a state governed by Scott Walker.

I mean if you believe it was intentional then that should be an automatic ejection, but they clearly recognized it as an accident...so what’s the foul?

I love how you can’t immediately be sure which one’s gonna get it. Then in a moment it clicks - yep, that’s the one. Delicious.

Iain Glen, who plays Ser Jorah Mormont, explained although the seasons are making less episodes,

We have the worst economy in decades with over 90 million Americans fallen out of unemployment statistics they’ve been out of work so long.

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

Solid list, especially the baseball moments, but this gif makes me smile in a year that didn’t give me the opportunity too often

This was my personal top sports moment of the year, bar none.

I thought blankets killed the indians?

The list of things in sports lamer than the “pantomime throwing a flag” is an extremely short one.

How the eff are there no Twenty One Pilots songs on this list? Am I the only one perpetually annoyed by their douchecanoe white frat boy “music”? For some reason I found their songs to be the distillation of everything horrible in America in 2016.

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Man, I’m a defense attorney and spend all day every day fighting for the due process rights of accused criminals, including rapists. Nobody is saying crimes should be adjudicated by secret tribunals. These dudes are suspended from playing a fucking football game. They haven’t even been expelled from school yet (their…

They caved pretty quickly. Almost like they went into this boycott without knowing any facts other than what their teammates who were suspended had told them.

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