It’s irrelevant whether this is a good or bad appointment. Sally Jewell has done a fine job, but if Obama let Malia make that decision based on her own personal interests, then the process is fucked and our democracy meaningless.

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

They told me, as a groomsman, not to drop acid before my friend’s wedding, but fuck it, they were divorced in 18 months anyway, which I foresaw.

The proposal specifically bans rituals that require, “dressing up as women or wearing costumes that may be offensive to individuals based on their race, sex, nationality, age, sexual orientation, gender identify or other characteristic.”

I love the growth of this comment.

Compared to the guys he was playing with in the pro-am, I’m sure he was.

There’s no way my uncle didn’t write that letter.

Your move, Washinton Generals... who I assume were stopped in the parking lot when they backed up over the spike strip.

I used to live there so I’m biased, but I’m a little put out that Sudan’s facts are not just connected to but seem inseparable from other countries’. Sudan has a weird and interesting history - for example, the city of Omdurman is home to a messianic sect of Islam whose founder inspired his followers to lay siege to…

I wanted to get Kevin Love’s opinion on this, but he was in an elevator.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

I chose those countries specifically because they were poor shitholes and yet somehow they can still afford to provide healthcare.

Breaking News: China and India both offer free tuition and free healthcare to their 3 BILLION citizens.

Many countries offer free college tuition including Kenya, Panama, and Uruguay, but you’re right, America is too poor for such indulgences. Plus if we educated our citizenry who would be left to vote for Republicans and reality TV stars? 

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

“What the fuck, Kobe. Get off my back. I’m almost as far away from LA as I can get, bro.”

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

You are gonna wish Jay Cutler was back after watching Matt Barkley these next 6 games

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This is more offensive than it is dumb, but only just.