Splinter is old and tired, a loser. Sad!

I’m sure the speech was inspiring, but all I could think watching the video is Ronaldo standing behind a Festivus pole airing out his grievances.  

If this is true, I can’t believe he hasn’t come out yet. I mean, nothing screams “bastion of tolerance and understanding” like Green Bay, Wisconsin.

It’s actually not a walk, and kind of amazingly so. He doesn’t even walk in the way that most players do and never ever gets called, where they change their pivot foot after they square up. Towns reverse pivots, then keeps the right foot pivot foot (most guy switch to the left there because it’s easier for…

The report—titled “Protecting and Promoting the Health of NFL Players: Legal and Ethical Analysis and Recommendations”— is a whopping 493 pages long

Nah man. Russell Wilson.

The Warriors are really trying to seem tough, but it’s not super convincing. Hey, just like Aubrey!

Latino male here, live in Canada...your country is a fucking disaster on so many fucking levels. Sort it out you god damned yanks. For fuck’s sake

This is what I immediately pictured.

1) What you’re saying has nothing to do with the fact the people tend to enjoy living under a set of laws. 2) Come on. Rioting? I’ve seen bigger riots after the Final Four. Read better websites.

Sitting during the national anthem requires no apology to the military or veterans.

Hi Jeremiah. Let me try to explain this to you, as someone who is also white, and male, as best I can.

- Doesn’t pay enough.

*Walks into ballot box*

Yeah, no change.

The failure to close Gitmo, reform immigration, and (adequately) reform health care all fall on the Republican Congress that obstructed him for 6 years, openly rooting for him to fail so they could win the next election. And, thanks to the Democrats’ timeless stupidity and total lack of understanding of an average…

What’s your solution to this? Eradicate MLS? Say it sucks all you want, but it’s the soccer product in the United States. Would you prefer to watch the NASL, or just ignore United States soccer leagues completely, and never have an enjoyable product to watch locally?

“Uh...okay, what you’re seeing now isn’t technically bullying, but they do seem to be ganging up on her...”

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.