what is livefyre? Is it related to the hilarioulsy fyre festival or w/e?

Good, so I’m not the only one who absolutely adores Riding With Death? 20 years of repeat viewing, and I just keep seeing more about how Abby is some gal. She really is.

Will the B-side be a cover of “Ahab The Arab”? Does anyone on Kinja know what a B-side is?

Why would you be confused about why a known racist was writing for a nazi website?

You know you’ve hit hard times when you can’t even keep an unpaid gig at The Daily Caller.

I stillam amazed that Ennio Morricone wrote the theme song. The money must have been good.

*sigh*

If only there was a good guy with some good questions that could have stopped him. “Don’t all lives matter?” “Without statues how will we remember history?” “Didn’t our Founding Fathers fight for our right to own grenade launchers?”

I love sports music!

It just broke on CNN that someone in Nashville has gone an a mass gun-question spree. Word is as many as sixteen country music stars were hit by a volley of over one hundred gun-control questions in less than five minutes.

Yes, but neither of you know how to handle balls appropriately.

When the alarm went off this morning I thought.......well, at least I am not Yu Darvish

It’s probably too late now for Ray Liotta’s Honey Slathered Biscuits to feature in this year’s The Year In Band Names, but hopes are high for 2018.

The only winners in this war will be the antacid makers.

Even though Jon Lovitz has become a right wing toolbag, I can forgive him almost anything, after he decked Andy Dick, after Dick got in his face, bragging about his role in that tragedy.

The SOB should’ve been run out on a rail after he played a role in Phil Hartman’s death by causing his wife/murderer to relapse.

I’m more surprised that Andy Dick was still getting work.

*raise your hand if your first thought on seeing the headline was “Well, that one was only a matter of time”*

Dear Seth MacFarlane,