Desirable, even.

It is possible to live without Twitter.

You could have left just the first sentence up and done basically a “News In Photos” feature on The Onion.

“Oh my God, no! No no no! Safe word! Safe word!” ~ Mr. Poopybutthole, Dick & Morty

Do we finally see what the Plumbus is for?

15 Costumes for People Who Frequently Say, “Well, ACTUALLY…”

I took a sick day from work but I’m really not that sick. Anyway, hi!

“After a monologue ripping Donald Trump’s very bad, no good, egotistically duplicitous and racist weekend...”

Awful statue, but still no match for Cristiano Ronaldo’s.

You seem like someone who might actually be shittier than the worst Rick and Morty fans. Congratulations, I guess.

I’ve got to admit now...this has gotten out of hand.

do Republicans think

Setting aside the fact that Late Night comedy show hosts aren’t politicians in a campaign for public office, does Trump think that Fox News should also give “equal time” to stories that are critical of Trump?

Is that the name of his coke dealer?

BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING, LET ME REMIND YOU:

BUTTERY MALES!

Is it weird that the MRAs are still desperately clinging to a term that originated with two transwomen?

Car chase THROUGH TIME.

Old Man Yells at Clod

That’s what he did last time.