All you commenters here are a bunch of pimply faced nerds.

If Jonze and Carey announced that they’re doing Ace Ventura 3 next, and Carey will be method acting the whole thing, I’d be first in line for it.

The third Ace Ventura has nothing on the fourth film directed by Spike Lee. I know Mr. Lee made some controversial choices, but it totally works.

I can also see a scenario where Spike gets to direct Ace Ventura 2, a huge studio sequel, and it screws him up for a decade.

Maybe it was just the times, or the fact that I saw it on opening night with a completely packed theater, but I nearly died laughing at that scene.

The important question is whether or not the mechanical rhino birthing scene would have survived intact.

I’m glad, in these hard times, we can still rely on the cable news networks’ endless need to figure out in person, over & over, that hurricanes are wet and windy.

He made a sex tape where he and the lead singer of Creed were getting oral sex from strippers. In this day and age this makes him overqualified.

I dunno, I think he looks pretty good.

Good on Bone for realizing that he is a person nobody outside of his bubble should know who he is. Fuck Maher for doing the exact opposite and bringing Bone on his show. I hope Bone got a big fat check for it.

Low Rotten Tomatoes scores are a symptom, not the cause. Audiences are tired of reboots/adaptations, and the constant stream of blockbusters dulled the “must-see” cultural event status that used to bring in moviegoers. High ticket prices aren’t helping, either.

Maybe they should blame the fact that trying to cater to everyone caters to no one, that plenty of the busts (relative or otherwise) came from running various series into the ground (seen by the almost universal decays in various series), blockbusters are spread out more and more throughout the year, and the…

Kevin,

We can have those discussions here!

He comes off as being sort of down to earth here, which I was not expecting. Good on you, Hoff.

Classic Hoff.

Oh Hell, what’s with the networks’ race to the bottom to normalize white supremacy? Is their long-term strategy to ride the wave into irrelevance, or are the betting that future audiences will be only white people?

You are now one of the chosen. Use your power judiciously.

Those 60 Minutes make-up people are going to have their hands full. They might want to contact some of the past winners of Face Off.

I think she should argue that in the case of surrealism, negative DNA results are actually positive and down is up and chickens can fly.