Trump was a dem ... until he wasn’t. Trump would be a dem again because he has no moral compass. Hey, I believe the left is the right side, but that’s not why he longs for their embrace. He wants and craves the validation of the cool kids he’s courted his whole life ... real New York rich people, celebs, and…

We used to spend our weekends exploring actual ghost towns in the Southwest. Until we hit our third meth lab and said “fuck it”.

This is my favorite pedantic argument of the day.

When I was a kid it was Wacky Wall Crawlers...

The LIDAR, ultrasonic, and even radar sensors should have all detected her and initiated threshold braking. The stock Volvo safety system would have probably even braked in time. Uber’s programmers suck and now someone is dead.

I think we’ve passed Fred and moved on to Slim Pickens!

Ok America, we (rest of the world) have been chatting and we’ve decided it’s best if you just shut it all down, and start over Just close shop, let everyone go, and reboot, as the kids say.

Dear Mr. Mueller:

So a white dude spent the month blowing up a city but its the immigrants we should fear.

The threat is a joke. NYC is desperate to literally move MSG arena in it’s entirety.

NDAs are for porn stars and jizz-mopping interns.

Betsy DeVos: I have not— I have not— I have not intentionally visited schools that are underperforming.

“Also, Paulie Trump could do anything. Especially run up bills on the joint’s credit. And why not? Nobody’s gonna pay for it anyway...It doesn’t matter. It’s all profit. And then finally, when there’s nothing left, when you can’t borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out.…

In before “ So Much Winning” Guy. Seriously, this reality show never stops being interesting. When does the season one box set drop?

Masturbation keeps the migrane headache at bay.