Let’s think of the worst prequel ideas we can:

“Did he promote it? Sure. Did he have a personal stake in people buying it? Yup.”

Maybe he should ask Mike Ehrmantraut over there to find proof.

Oh, Ted Cruz is an infinitely superior candidate. I mean, yes, he’s odious, reprehensible, and willing to sacrifice lives and peace and freedom for the sake of his own personal hollow vanity and ambition. But he’s also smart and experienced: Princeton (national debating champion); Harvard (law review editor); Supreme…

Putting a pin here so I can come back later to see how having a seizure is unfair criticism of the christ-game that is beyond reproach  

So it seems like someone saw the Nemesis system in Shadow of Mordor, decided it was great (it was!), and thought it would be even better if you could play as the orcs you recruited.

No time for jokes, but . . .

I get that defecting from the Empire to the Rebellion is an over used story line in Star Wars, but a main point of the saga has always been people wanting to fight against intergalactic fascism.

[time rewinds in the theater in 2021, giving all the attendees the coronavirus, improbably, for the second time but also the first time]

Instead of X-Files, they should make it a Season of Archer.

I’m shocked she didn’t say “lilly” white asses.

In fact, statistically, whiteness correlates to the GOP more than age, gender, education, religious affiliation, or even income.

Nintendo brought in Reggie Fil-Amis for NOA...he worked at Dominos.

Oh hey by the way:

Unfortunately this cosmetic update is 25GB

Different strokes and all, but I can’t help but think that you’re suffering from a particularly acute case of the “Seinfeld is Unfunny” Effect. It’s what happens when a show is so pioneering and trailblazing within a genre, that it effectively remakes the genre in its image, to the point that people who view it later…

a complete breakdown of this episode’s pros and cons:

Still better than the Enterprise-D with its endless hijackings and holodeck malfunctions.