I think I figured it out. They must’ve tamed the horsey. It went sideways but it avoided people somehow.

I want 8 spokes (with handles), so I can feel like a sailor

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

Hit me back when a poor person lands a helicopter in a strip mall parking lot and gets probation.

how nobody has seen this yet is beyond me.

I’m a white guy, 47 years old and fairly conservative. And I’m marveling at how Mr. Busch IV didn’t get shot. Helicopter or not, you know anyone with brown skin or a thick accent admitting there was a “hot” gun in his pocket and acting odd would have at least gotten tased if not worse.

Sounds like he should run for congress, he’d fit right in

He should have just landed it on the roof of the Vice City Police Station. The cops NEVER find you up there. One would call that “exploiting a glitch”.

The driver certainly is.

“A big steam iron and a battleship were following behind him on the track” #LemonsIdeas

I think it is a crumple zone

That car shouldn’t be able to run on the track at all. It’s got no roll cage/bars, no driver restraints, and surely no crumple zones to speak of.

“Back in my day we used to have to jerk the car off for a good half a minute before launching! None of that fancy button chode business you kids are fiddling with!”

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

BUT IS THE SHIPLAP OK!?!??!?!?!

I think you’re looking for this:

I’m bored with six-figure techbromobiles.

bits of chopped up carbon fiber are put in a press to create more complex pieces than what can be made with normal carbon sheets.

this x100