Please Don’t Be A Grand Cherokee With A Prancing Horse On The Grille

“I’m feeling like shit today, maybe Jalopnik will have good n-”
*Ferrari crossover*

Going to be a tense couple of a years at Ferrari. Sergio’s like “Can I get a status update on the new FF suspension?” and everyone sort of looks around the room at each other awkwardly before saying “Umm...we had to redeploy some of our resources towards um...a break room renovation and...diversity training, stuff…

Turned the phone horizontally?

Ok, who will be first to identify that 1980's red velour beauty?

Or the Hogan.

Gawkers never learn: don’t poke the bear.

Looks like most of their 5 star google reviews are fake too.

I hate car dealers. Dealing with them is the worst.

Contrary to popular belief the 720S runs on 4 tyres.

Hundreds of thousands will get paid off, and then hundreds of thousands more will be hired to build this tech, test it, maintain it, etc. I’m all for increasing minimum wages, but you also have to realize that now you will have to raise wage of those in the middle as well.

More than likely the “damage” to the armor was the reactive armor canisters on the side of the tank and not the actual armor.

Yuri went full Mustank leaving Parades and Politburo... never go full Mustank.

Should have put on the rain treads

1. yes this is very true. We need to give these guys more respect. OK fine they didn’t do with their car what WE want to do with their car, but they have a whole lot of passion, and most of them JUST finally got the money to fulfill their lifelong dream. Why hate on that? Maybe they are too old to enjoy it to its…

Corvettes are the Bud Light of sports cars.

This. I own a 350Z. When it came out in 2003 it had all the power of a V8 mustang with actual independent rear suspension and decent handling. They could be had, with options for under $30K. 

Aaaand they were snatched up entirely by assholes and now everyone hates them because its an assholes car.

I never knew a car to be vulgar or desperate. I also know many non-car people have no idea the Vette is built by Chevrolet. That said, I think the C3 and (maybe?) C4 are gone long enough now that the gold chain/chest hair reputation is a thing of the past.

Joe bought his ‘Vette in ‘67.

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.