I definitely read “ducks” as “dicks” at first glance. Now THAT would have been a good question.

Tzar you kidding me?

that leading space, four dot ellipses and then trailing space was a nice bit of poetic stalin, cj4.

Meditation is legit. I am currently loving the shit out of some float tanks.

live by the hack, die by the hack.

It is real life.

This is like giving Jeffrey Dahmer the Best Experimental Chef of the 20th Century award.

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

i think a fundamental problem which exists in our representative democracy is that none of them live anything even remotely resembling our lives, and therefore cannot adequately represent us.

Also:

For a long time now there’s been two phrases that run through my head at least once per day when reading news about this clusterfuck of an administration. “What the actual fuck?!?” and “What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?”. Sigh. Everything is horrible.

Condensed version of the condensed version: NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Indiana is Chicago in the northwest corner, moderate to liberal Indianapolis in the middle, college towns in West Lafayette and Bloomington, and Kentucky everywhere else.

they should rename it “Trumpdon’tcare”.

Well, when I’m dead within two years, my Trump voting sister will have to pay off ALL my debts AND the cost of my burial. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, bitch.

I live in downtown Indy and the canal is mostly surrounded by parks, housing, and museum spaces. Not to say it can’t happen but the roads are not super close to the canal.

Of course we are.

I’m probably dating myself here...

Counterpoint: tax spray tans at 50% and let Trump pay for the wall.