This is America. I judge everything well before I try it.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Is it just me, or does he look like an unkempt Dave Coullier in that picture?

“Welcome your new manager, Dusty Baker!”

“not cool”

It’s interesting to note that until recently a photograph was a physical object, like the metal plate in this story. The photograph consisted of chemicals deposited on a metal, glass, celluloid or plastic base. Each picture was a unique original that could never be duplicated, only imperfectly copied. Plates, films…

The idea of grown, older Chuckie Cheese aficionados reminds me of that autistic guy on youtube who has a massive lawn chair collection/addiction.

I recently went down to NYC this weekend with my girlfriend

Can’t see his feet, so they are staying true to the leifeld program.

If its Twins 30 day veteran ‘Barty’ thats keeping you going, I would suggest getting Leinenkugels on tap in the basement.... stat.

“The kid that threw the avocados never played for me”

remember, this is for an Ohio audience, so words with pictures

Ohio

And then cuts to total black as Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” abruptly ends.

Silly thought. If you have time to put a towel in the dishwasher, Then why not just put the dishes away....Duh

If Pitbull buys in, will he make the Marlins all wear women’s jerseys too?

mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

I’m sure Holland will give him a 5 year $20M deal