Humanity deserves to fail if this is the philosophical quandary we’re currently faced with: whether to wear a perfectly functioning coat or not because it’s SO last season. No wonder the fashion industry is the number 2 polluter.  

That explains the cat in the avatar pic....

I like the cut of your jib.

you know, maybe we should just, I guess, let these people die.  we waste so many resources saving people from their own stupid choices.

Is it only racism when POCs are the target? Because The Root is littered with posters who hate white people, but I bet you have no problem with that, right?

Jeffrey Star’s fake beefs are so boring, if he was a spice, he would be flour.

I genuinely believe that no one should value anything this Face Tuned Garbage Pail Kid has to say. 

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!

I just feel like Chris Pine kind of looks...generic? My order:

Love her, hate this story, hate that product. Nicotine dependency is no laughing matter. I’m 12 years off smoking and I try very hard not to be that person. And honestly, I never did a deep dive into any of the e-cigs but from what I understand they’re just as addicting as regular cigarette. And I don’t think the lack…

Antoni seems like a good guy. The fact that he’s not a professional chef didn’t bother me. I think the job would be wasted on a pro. But what I’ve started to realize is that one of the most impactful people on the show is Karamo. While the skill he’s supposed to bring, “culture expert”, is poorly defined, what he…

Apparently if you don’t pierce their ears when they’re 6 months or put one of those godawful headbands on them, they can’t possibly be a girl.

I thought Jason wrote this article for a second 

I hate Jenny McCarthy more and more each week. She is so, so, obnoxious and stupid.

“I am technically guilty of this crime but seriously fuck this for being a crime”

Truly incredible reporting. I’m proud to see how Jalopnik has evolved into a place where I can experience the weirdness of Torchinsky’s mind, but also the sheer brilliance of Ryan Felton on real-life issues.

Well done guys. Great article

I only wear that scarf when I want to look like a twat.

Stop pushing a Lotus Elise on me.

Yep, third most important skill behind: