Nicola insisted DeSatan not be invited? Well, my regard for her just went up a little bit.

How did the photographer/photoshopper manage to make Naomi look *dumpy*???? And Cindy looks like they hired a lookalike to fill in for her. It’s a disgrace.

Except for Ivanka.

It’s not a country rendition. It’s a note-perfect cover. He didn’t even change the lyrics (so he’s still “working as a checkout girl”). It’s gorgeous, and you should go listen to it. 

Exactly. My husband got excited when they announced they were bringing the Ranger back. He’s been wanting a small pickup for a while (drives a Subaru Crosstrek). When they came out, we went and looked at one. It’s practically an F-150. 

I drive a school bus. I can tell you the sight lines are fantastic.

No, it’s really not. People need to be called out on their bad behavior. She is a bitch. She looks down on everyone who isn’t her. She thinks she should get preferential treatment because she’s “famous”. She really needs to look at her former neighbor Lynn Redgrave, who was a very lovely woman and didn’t want any…

Not surprised. My husband has met her on several occasions and she’s not a nice person. Very “don’t you know who I am”.

They’re fine. Maybe a size, size and a half too small, but most women wear shoes that are too small.

He’s still Prince Harry. They just dropped the HRH.

My husband put this on the other day. He had no idea who she was, he just saw James Corden and got excited. It's terrible. I was out when Kendall Jenner tried to ruin one of my favorite movies. And we also totally got the Cher vibes! That gold jumpsuit! 

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If you look up the history of spinsters, they were actually highly paid independent women. I aspire to be a spinster.

Here’s another one: her dog is boarded and trained at the facility my sister works at. Apparently her dog is pretty awesome. Too bad Lena isn’t.

I’m 39 and half-way to being a “VSCO girl”. I love my Birkenstocks, Crocs, Hydroflasks (yes, I have more than one, but all sans stickers), drink with a stainless steel straw, and my wardrobe is best described as “basic”. Whatevs. It’s an aesthetic.

$50,000 for one dose of medication. The medication was Bexxar and it’s radioactive. My husband got it as part of his chemotherapy for follicular lymphoma. I laughed when I got that bill.

It's not a "hack". It's using an app and changing some simple permissions to get the most out of your phone.

Go to IKEA. They have a full range of mattresses at reasonable prices. I’ve been sleeping on one for 15 years and I love it. 

I was named Amy because one of my aunts who was 11 when I was born had just read Little Women and loved Amy. I loved Amy when I read it. Amys forever!

You must be new here. Karamo is life around here.