And that was the stupidest response I’ve ever gotten.

Wow....way to make a seriously wrong judgement. I am a married woman. I’m also a school bus driver and driver trainer. I think I know a little more about the subject than you.

No, the DRIVER has to do something about this. All steering wheels adjust, and if anyone actually read the manual that comes with your car, it tells you to point the center of the steering wheel at your chest, about 10 inches away. And as a passenger, if you’re below 5 feet, you’re better off in the backseat.

That is my favorite Louise Belcher insult!

I live in Old Navy’s swing dresses. They’re cheap, come in cute colors and prints, can be dressed up or down, and are super comfy.

Would you like directions? I live in the area and know exactly how to get there (it’s not hard).

I was thinking it was a guest article written by Jeremy Clarkson.

Not Connecticut, Rhode Island. It’s in the damn headline.

Take your star and GTFO.

The Guardian article is pretty freakin’ hilarious. And it also comes in blue (waffle) and red (looks infected).

Great job, Fendi!

Because it’s a fucking automatic. Hard pass.

You know “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” was written by Mozart, right? When he was 4 or 5.

TOMS are my favorite flats. Protip: the microfiber ones look nicer longer than the canvas. And you can take the sole out and put a more supportive one in (I recommend SuperFeet).

I’ve heard Tieks are to die for (literally), but they’re a little spendy for me at the moment.

OMG the blazer! 1995...I was 15.... I had a grey blazer, no lapels, with a sparkly single button. Totally old lady style. I LOVED that fucking blazer. Wore it with almost anything. That and the authentic Navy leather bomber jacket I stole from my dad (who got it from a friend who was a fighter pilot).

Counterpoint: CK One, the Axe body spray of the Clinton years.

Her mother was a songwriter for Dolly (and others in Nashville) back in the day.

As a plus-size woman, I *want* some boring-ass, basic clothes that fit. Everything I see that’s specifically for plus-size (looking at you, Lane Bryant) is unnecessarily ruffled, bedazzled, laced, or has cut-outs. I just want a goddamn white t-shirt that covers my hips and ass. Thank god for Old Navy and Lands End. 

So what’s the best watch with Wear OS? 

Today is my 14th anniversary. My husband and I are doing just fine; we’ve never cheated, never broken up, and we are atheists. I get the whole “it works for me!” thing, but I don’t like the implication that whatever “it” is will work for everyone else. There is no one solution that works for everyone, especially when…

I just traded mine in on Saturday for a Subaru Crosstrek. Best. Decision. Ever.