Nice price or crack pipe

That’s cause she secretly owns a Vibe and a Probe;your job has been outsourced!

Why were our jeans so big? So much fabric, so many frayed hems.

I was of the JNCO generation. I used to wear these absolutely massive JNCO jeans with burgundy swirly panels down the sides. Add to that black platform sandals and a white tank top and a uh....black blazer for some reason with a lace skinny scarf that I would tie into a bow at the back of my neck.

I’ve said this a thousand times, we need confetti cannons in the middle of roundabouts. No, it wouldn’t have prevented this situation from happening but it might have made a terrifying experience just a little more festive.

Katherine McPhee is a pretty singer with a voice designed for syrupy power ballads who is not distinctive enough to really make anything happen on her own.

I don’t think all of the items featured were made using only the highest quality silk. Plus I highly doubt they are handcrafted like Chanel products, for example.  They are made in Chinese factories like other pieces of clothing that cost 10 times less. On top of that the designs are just tacky. The main reason for the…

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

Very true, no sentient being was present in this vehicle at the time of accident.  Another Tesla lost for no good reason :(

If you’re looking to buy a Wear OS watch, wait. Qualcomm is holding a big smartwatch even in early September that could mean big improvements for Wear OS devices. 

The new Pixel Watch that’s rumored to be coming out this fall. Otherwise, I have a Ticwatch and, for the price, has been great - but it likely won’t get this new WearOS update any time soon, if at all. The Pixel Watch won’t suffer from late/non-existent updates.

Hopefully the Pixel Watch is real. There are rumors, but no leaks yet that I’m aware of. That will most likely be the best for a while.

What bugs me about any religion, not just Scientology, is that these people give the credit of having a good relationship (or a good job, or some other fortunate occurrence) to their religion. Damn, kids, TAKE CREDIT FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE RIGHT. Hard work really does pay off.

God the word “tummy”. Something about it is so infantalizing like women need baby talk to describe their bodies.

This was one of the other cars I considered when I ended up with my beloved Asstek. I didn’t even make it around the block before I turned around and took it back to the dealership. Underpowered and poor turning radius for the size, and the seats were uncomfortable. I still recall how lumpy that seat felt, haha. 

I’ve converted my entire wardrobe (pretty much...) to leggings, knit dresses, and cardigans.  I love it.  It’s like the best thing that has ever happened.  It’s like you’re wearing pajamas 24/7 BUT NO ONE KNOWS HIS BUT YOU.  Everyone else thinks you’re being fancy because you’re wearing a “dress”.

Not often you get to say good job MTV.

The P.T. Cruiser.

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Yep.  Crying and irrational anger both make me check my calendar.