Would a Polaris Slingshot count? I fucking despise those things. I swear, those things are given as awards to the biggest douchebags at the cock punching factory. Slingshot owners make Brodozer’s look like sophisticated and courteous drivers. All crappy accessories from the Pep Boy’s catalog have gone to decorating…

I test drove a Mitsubishi Mirage because of how badly it was being ripped on by the auto critics.  It can’t REALLY be that bad, right?  Well, it was literally the first time that I’ve ever driven a car that begged me to pull over, shut it off, get out and walk.  This is coming from someone who drove a Chevy Aveo and…

The Tesla Model S:

Mitsubishi Mirage. New for $15k sounds enticing. But if you love yourself and family, buy a used $15k car.

GM 3800 - sounds like a vacuum cleaner running inside a shitty lawnmower

I’m crazy, but I always liked the sound of the Olds 350 diesel, when driven gently.

1991 Audi Avus:

The 60's kicked ass! (They did)

This reminds me, that somewhere in the back of my mind is an irrational urge to buy a 4C and daily it. 

The crossover is really just a shit or get off the pot kind of deal. It’s either a sedan with worse gas mileage or a SUV with less storage space. Shit or get off the pot and pick one or the other. The crossover is a terrible compromise and they look ugly to boot.

Because when the NHTSA got hold of a TVR Sagaris for safety testing, they found a live hand grenade wired to the emergency brake.

Scrambled, in brefass tacos.

Chorizo con juevos. A suitable alternative because tortillas instead of taco shells.

In tacos

People who brake on the highway.

Lights off when it’s raining. Even if the visibility doesn’t 100% necessitate it, if someone doesn’t abide by the “wipers on, lights on” rule they’re most likely a bad driver.

Regular Show did an episode which featured a limousine demolition derby as a joke; who would be crazy enough to do such a thing? Rednecks have responded with, “hold my beer”.

I take offense to the Mitsubishi Montero being excluded.

XJ or bust!