She is a better model than most models today.

Could she look any MORE like her father?!

It's okay, Brit, You know what they say, better an extensional crisis than an existential one.

Hipster level: you've never heard of this level.

Were any of them named Frostilicus though?

But isn't the whole planet one mega mass grave, if you really think about it?

They were chilling, huh? Were they under the frozen section?

I've never experienced a sleeping-pill rage fight, but I did once drink a five-hour energy instead of taking a nap on a Friday evening because I wanted to go out with friends instead... Two drinks later I apparently turned into a fucking NIGHTMARE and was yelling at my wonderful boyfriend and his friends and UGH I was…

I once had a fairly minor surgery. When I woke up I was ragey. Super ragey and I couldn't stop it. For maybe 4 or 5 hours. I scared the nurses, I scared my parents. I scared some people at the mall (my parents stopped to pick up my prescription and I jumped out of the car). A few hours later (after a friend showed up…

I am six weeks post blindside-breakup and want nothing more than for my ex to vaporize into nothingness and be annihilated forevermore. I already have plenty of friends.

In my experience, you can be friends with your exes granted you didn't care too much for them in the first place.

I try to hard to stay away from animal products. All the leather I own is second hand and I don't own any fur or even fake fur if the label says it's from China (they often label the fur as fake but it's really raccoon dog). I'm also a vegetarian but people just always gift with leather with a sly little wink like,…

GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO THE OPERA.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE RODENTS THAT DIED 100 YEARS AGO??????

I take your point but there is no such thing as "the Jezzies." We're not a monolith.

As someone who has counseled a number adolescent boys about exactly this, I'm really happy this was done. Porn has done a lot of young men a significant disservice in this department.

Maybe I will finally wear the 1920s mink cape I have hidden in my closet that I am terrified of ruining so I just pet occasionally.

I enjoyed this. I'm curious about piracy in general and how it provided a way of life for people who have limited or no other recourse.

Also in "Why Not?"

When I worked at Merrill Lynch and Morgan Stanley just about every broker was named John or some variation of Robert, Bob, Rob or William, Will, Bill. It was like working in the Twilight Zone.