tbh who wouldn't smoke with Martha Stewart though?

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In terms of shitty things and lies, Clinton wasn't even too bad. This painter is a self-important prick.

That's fucked up. All presidents do shitty things and lie.

WTF. Really? Just paint the damn picture and keep your political commentary out of it. Jesus. Can we repaint the official portrait of Reagan to make commentary on how his AIDS policies killed thousands of people?

Jezebel is my chosen journal. Is that awesome or terrifying?

Peer reviewed and approved

she'd probably show up late, if at all, and the crowd would LOVE her for it.

OMG- So Help Me God—> but God helps those who help themselves—> but Kanye thinks he IS God—> it's a self help album.

If for some reason Rihanna's music career slows down, she could make $$$ as a motivational speaker, traveling the world teaching people how not to give any fucks about anything.

I usually hate SNL and I found this sketch hilarious. There's criticism of our smaltzy nationalistic treatment of sending our kids off to war on our own side, plus a treatment of the irrational anxiety that gripped every parent who read about the 3 UK teens still AWOL somewhere in Syria.

Was going to say...SNL is incredibly hit-or-miss, but I actually thought that was pretty funny.

BTW, the dress isn't white and gold either.

Well I have eyes, so yes. Put it this way, her ass is as real as her nose, as her breasts, as her mother's nose, her mother's breasts, her mothers stomach, her grandmother's breasts, her grandmother's nose, her grandmother's facelift.....and so on. Her instagram shows she comes from a family of women who are head to…

This gif was the first thing that made me question if her ass was real. I grew up around lots of Black and Latina women who have tiny waist/big booty situation going on (my body is built like that too) but no one I know has an ass that jiggles like that. And yes, "twerking" was the normal dancing at all of our school…

I wish I had the moxie for something like this! I am so envious of bold, take-no-prisoners women, alas I am Midwestern.

BOLD. I love it. I should try this on my favorite cute grocery store clerk.

Stripper from Philly. Some other stuff. Things.

A woman, who happens to be a rapper using a gothic style of music, is on trial for the death of a patient after giving illegal butt injections, names celebrity Amber Rose as a client.