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i’m in a relationship now and the constant shaving is getting old so

There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

Back when I was single, obvs I was trying to get laid.

Are we actually going to start asking men to start questioning their preferences? Because from what I can tell, most of the pressure to do this is put on feminist-leaning women. So far, I’ve been told that it’s not reasonable for me to want a guy who has a job or a college degree or who doesn’t live with his parents,

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

World Domination “Economics”.

If Bubba is going to American high schools to figure out nuclear secrets, you guys are further away from fusion than Iran. Try Germany, but just watch out for those shepherds.

Orrrrrr, you could use your teeny, tiny brain and try using the context to understand the unfamiliar words! Sometimes, a word like “recycle” has more than one meaning! But if you think about it for .3 seconds, you might, perhaps, MAYBE come up with the correct definition for this particular usage!

wut

*waves*
Female police cadet here. I think it’s very important that we have diverse police departments, women and minorities included. Do we have a lot of work to do to improve our current departments? Yes. But we can do this!

Hunh?

My father went through Ranger school when he fought in Vietnam. I talked to him about these women and he is very impressed by them. He thinks it great that they made it through because he knows how hard it can be. A thing I found interesting is he talked about how important it was to develop relationships with others

I think you're being incredibly unfair to greenpig. 1) They were in a public place, I doubt they were going to kill her in a restaurant. 2) She was going to bail and suffer nothing for her malicious actions towards these multiple men. She deserves to be made a little uncomfortable for stringing along these four men

Your in-laws are a clan of pigfucking shit stains.

Wow. He's the worst, but your former mother-in-law can go fuck herself with a cactus too.

"I would like to thank the universe for sending that vagina to wake me up in more ways than one."

Did he by any chance hate mondays?

OH MY GODDDDDD

I received this text from my boyfriend at the time: