"NO LIMITATIONS. You hear me? NO LIMITATIONS." - Jax

He peed on someone. At least one person. I know this for a fact.

Do you guys remember those tiny hair clips that people used to use for almost-cornrows?

Oh, also, it was a Sunday evening and we had strings players that played LOTR, GOT, and Disney music

80k? I gotta know more! Sorry, I'm living vicariously through you

I don't disagree, but there's something very odd about it. I mean he can literally just stand there and nod and people will laugh. It's like the whole world has been told, 'This guy is funny,' therefore he is.

Also: I was on a billboard in New York today, but I didn't want to be all conceited about it. Only like 10 thousand people got to be on it.

her name is far too close to Sooki Stackhouse. It's distracting.

One time I woke up with a full glass of champagne in my hand. Unspilled. It was delicious.

It wasn't even about the pubic hair and nipples. It was about the expressions on the models faces, the poses, and the fact that their CEO was a massive creeper.

But the pubic hair and nipples weren't what made those photos so fucking creepy. It was the clearly gross male gaze that they were shot with (Looking at you, Uncle Terry!).

Honestly if nothing else, I would be extremely irritated at not making my own money. I have friends who need to rely on their husbands financially (because they stay at home with the kids) and they are always distressed because they want to get a manicure but their husbands think it's frivolous and they want to be…

UGH I believe this very much.

If I had a child I would prefer my partner be the stay-at-home one. I think I have more earning potential. Shrug. Stay at home dads are pretty rare, though.

Homeboy wants kids but is not willing to make the sacrifices? Thats Grade-A bullshit right there.

At this point I have pregnancy ambivalence. I think I really could go either way. On one hand, I'd like a family. I think being a mother could be a good choice for me. On the other, I generally detest children and really like having enough money to pay rent AND eat food.

This doesn't surprise me. I don't necessarily think the difference is because parenting is such a walk in the park for men. A lot of the young guys I know who are newer fathers are almost as stressed out as their wives, even if they tend to do less work with their babies, and resent having less freedom and some of the…

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