I have the same thing happen! I have gorgeous lips in the morning but often the rest of my face is kinda poofy along with it. The whole shebang deflates within about an hour of waking.

I was just talking about this with someone today. How is using an unfair advantage to kill another living thing an accomplishment? Isn’t that fairly psychotic especially since it panders to their ego?... I’m cool with hunting for food within the restrictions of a “season” but trophy hunting is irredeemably fucked and…

Or being the person who precipitated violence either toward the wife or toward my father. Apparently he’s an aggressive guy.

Ah okay, then yeah. I can’t see that one as excusable.

I did the 24 hours or I squeal thing too! Good for you :)

I’ve definitely considered it.

It can be so complicated though.. For example, I know that my father has been in a year long relationship with a married woman. Her husband has no idea and I’m not even sure that the two of them are even separated or discussing separation. I really don’t want my emotionally abusive, volatile, and narcissistic father…

Fun fact, some species of leech have as many as 10 pairs of testes and the reason that you're not supposed to forcibly remove a leech is that it will vomit into your wound and you can die from the repercussions! Also, there are leeches in Japan that will ambush you by jumping down from trees. Yes.

YES. Complete with Michael Kors boots. The ones with the highly visible gold “MK” logo.

I hate those stupid coats with a fiery passion. Always donned by arrogant hockey moms, ALWAYS.

I found that the men in Spain were very small and birdlike with the exception of the occasional bodybuilder looking fellows running in the parks.

I have one pair that are cute!! I swear they do exist! I feel like a bit of a hussy going out in them though so I only wear them around my boyfriend.

I do this too!!

Unf yes. I'm shamelessly snapchatting a fellow whose dress pants are a bit tight and I appreciate the preview.

I'm all for these. They seem flattering to the female-gaze and I'm all about that. No more moose knuckles.

Yeah my dad is convinced that I need to demand a certain starting salary when I move to my new position/company in a few months. He doesn't get that I have zero negotiating power because A. There are hundreds of other applicants and I'm sure their #2 choice will do just fine, B. It's sort of still within the spectrum…

I put a little nugget of kitten poo in my ex's new suit's breast pocket the night he dumped me. Just small enough that it wouldn't be apparent and just rank enough to be a real presence.

I feel you. I'm 24 and the happiest I've ever been with my rack has been when I'm super low body fat and join the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Preach! I am the worst online shopper in the world and just fucking love spending money. My money, though. Even as a kid I would NEVER ask my parents for new clothes, money for the movies, etc. I'm just not that kind of person. If I make my own money, I can part with my own money.

I agree. I tend to date men who have less future earning potential than I due to my education and I would definitely prefer being the breadwinner through the first years of any potential future offspring's lives. I also get stir-crazy and can't imagine not becoming resentful at having naught but an infant for company…