Yes, but that's also more realistic, isn't it? Sacrifice is made on the hope that it's going to affect positive change but in a world that's overwhelmingly negative and volatile, that sacrifice can't always be met with the desired results down the line. I don't see it as tragedy-porny.

"Stinky man nest" is a phrase that I would like to add to my vocabulary with your blessing. It is wonderful.

What raging poopdicks amirite?! I'm sorry that that happened to you as well! I also hope that you're no longer experiencing that health problem :)

Yeah, she looks like my friend's mom and I'm 25..

My 3 year relationship ended when I got pneumonia and almost died. He waited for me to partially recover and dumped me in a text message 5 days before Christmas. Fucker.

This made me LOL and spit out my coffee onto my keyboard. A+

I've got a copper and I love that thing. I do get more cramps than I'd had previously but not having to worry about pregnancy EVER is pretty much the best. I also tend to react kinda shitty to hormones and sometimes forget to take my pills so I think my copper IUD is the best :)

Five hour energy makes me weird too!! I had 2 on an 11 hour red eye drive to a music festival and I was enthusiastically screaming along to my tunes for about 3 hours straight.

I have totally been in a sleeping pill-induced rage delirium before. However, all I did was mutter under my breath that a crying baby's parents were assholes for flying on a red-eye. I have never been that unable to quell my rage before though. I was SUPER angry and couldn't really calm myself even though I know I was…

Thank you for not being judgey of my hypocrisy. Props for being so animal-friendly!

Oh snap! We have a few open beds and he's stuck to those for years now. I think he's got a big enough stomping ground that he's tearing up someone else's lawn, thankfully! Can you imagine being that low to the ground and huffing cayenne pepper off of a lawn? I can see why it deters them haha thanks for the tip :)

It's pretty damn barbaric, I'd be a hypocrite if I said I didn't own animal clothing products though. I wear leather and own a fur-collared garment.

Ugh, I'm not. I prefer it on the critters. They're pretty chill as long as you don't give them a reason to be afraid of you and they're cute as sin with that little waddle they've got going on. We have one that lives under our neighbour's shed and he'll cruise around our yard in the evenings even if we're outside.

Their names are actually Molly-Louise and Tacocat but Molly became Molly-Louise, then Lou, then, by a significant stretch of the imagination, Lil' Wayne. Tacocat is 8 years her younger and was nicknamed to rhyme with her. If I yell "WAYNE!" she comes running - it's awesome.

2/3 of my VPs' names are Bill and James. I've also worked for other Bills. Uggghhh.

I feel like if there's any sarcasm present here, the realness of that possibility is betraying it. I think your dog would probably hold out for quite a while. We're basically semi-useful meat-bags to our cats though.

Hey, at least it's an achievable expectation. I hope I taste okay. Lil' Wayne will probably hang back and wait a little longer than T-Pain who, indiscriminate in her appetite, I expect to dig in immediately.

Unfortunately, I don't think kitty would die 5 hours later. She'd probably start eating you while you were still warm. I'm a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, I know. But I mean, if kitty dies and you follow suit.. True love, that.

New development - I called him out and texted, "Rejection isn't that hard to handle, most women would rather you just be straight up and not take their number at all. It's okay to just not be interested, seriously."

Thanks :)