tiddyardenhose
tiddyardenhose
tiddyardenhose

Thank you! Tina is my spirit animal. Butts butts butts.

Thank you!! I really liked reading that article and am kinda alarmed at how much I let that "super busy" bullshit slide..

JEZZIES. Lay on me your harshest interpretation of my reality;

Love your sn by the way. I can't stop loving Lana.

My dog used to get REALLY angry at hairspray because it made the kitten cough. So the dumbass kitten would come running into the bathroom, inhale the hairspray cloud, and have an asthma attack and the dog decided that hairspray was the problem and was going to kill her little friend so as soon as the bottle came out

Really? What do you use all of them for? When I have a significant other whose place I stay over at often, I sometimes have a bottle at home and a bottle at his place. 4 sounds like a lot though!

Yes, probably. I spend an obscene amount on a lot of things - makeup included.

Those suckers are HARD.

Me as well!! I'm fairly neutral, I think - not too pink or anything but everything drugstore is so orange. I will scope Bobbi Brown, thanks!

The two more expensive products are of necessity because I am PALE. AS. SIN. Drugstore brands literally don't come pale enough for me so I've gotta shell out for the uber light foundation and how-is-that-even-contour contour palette.

My "natural" look consists of ~$60 foundation, ~$15 powder, ~$40 contour, $26 blush, $14 mascara, eye shadow primer that was a gift, and a $90 eye shadow palette. Also, 30 minutes of deliberation and shooing my cat away from the makeup brushes and/or removing her from perching on my shoulder.

This is probably the only time I've seen what Beyonce might see in him. That picture is cute as fuck. He looks so jaunty and happy!

I lead a troubled romantic life. Only once have I met a man who instantly made my ladyparts sing like angels in the house of God (my vagina is, apparently, into gospel). This was the first man that young Tiddy ever got up the courage to approach.

LADIES, HALP. I am a very anxious person and I am going through something in my relationship that I just don't know how to deal with. We live 2 hours apart and have schedules that directly conflict - he bartends and I have a Mon-Fri 9-5 job. However, we love each other. We've hit the 3 month mark after going through a

Man, I always thought that the exercise recommendation was over-rated because I've always been a fairly active person (30 min. heavy weight training ~3x/week and 30 min. cardio ~3x/week) until I started a much heavier exercise regimen and now I sleep like the dead. I'm surprised, and kinda dismayed, how much exercise

Man, I always thought that the exercise recommendation was over-rated because I've always been a fairly active

My high school sweetheart was 19 and in high school. He was taking a "Victory Lap". We broke up during said lap because my 18 year old ass was already finishing first-year university.

I met Dan Akroyd at a baseball game when I was maybe 4 or 5. My dad, being a photojournalist who pulled some strings for us to meet Dan, was dismayed that I would not and could not spare a single fuck about this strange man. I remember him being REALLY nice and engaging with me though.

I love that newspaper! I should perhaps find more time to actually read it... Thanks Ari :)

It's been so long since I kept up with petroleum economics, OPEC, etc. but what you're saying makes sense. I think that the potential for Saudi to retake the reins exists, however, because of the influence they exert over the smaller OPEC nations that depend on swingin' Saudi intervention and the ridiculously high

Do you like that there exists a market for American oil? Saudi can shut that shit down immediately, if you'd rather that alternative.