YES. I was unceremoniously dumped at Christmas, while nearly dying of pneumonia (literally), via texts. I then had to move out of the shared apartment that night and the next day. There was a lot of angry wheeze-crying that week.

I've worked on being more extroverted as well! Once I'm out, I have a great time and will stay out all night but it's a hell of a time getting me motivated and out that door when I'm happy as a clam at home.

That's interesting! I found that I often felt pressured to go out with a much higher frequency than I would choose independently. My current significant other is just as introverted as me and I absolutely love that we spend most of our time with really close friends or just spend quiet time at home.

I wasn't physically attracted to my ex, I decided after going on a few dates that he was a "good bet" and I think I forced myself to find his qualities attractive. We had no business being together though; introvert vs. extrovert, esoteric vs. boring as fuck, etc. I would NEVER date someone that looks like him again.…

OOH, we're going to have to set up somewhere coastal haha

Girl, I make a mean seafood paella AND killer tomato-based seafood chowder. I can even rock sushi. Future widows unite!!

I unabashedly love Louis CK; thanks for that bit!! I read it in his voice and it was totally on point. I love my man just the way he is with all of his "bad" habits and I promised that I'd never try and change him so... C'est la vie.

I think I'm going to work on really cultivating a healthy relationship with death. I feel like North Americans have a very poor relationship with death and I'd rather not subscribe to that if I know I'll likely be alone in the end. I'm a very healthy young lady with good habits and better genes and my boyfriend has…

If I marry my current boyfriend, I will be a golden girl of necessity. I'll be widowed by 70 if I'm really lucky (probably more likely by 65) and I have some serious longevity in my family. Bring on the sassy elderly friends; I'm going to be a Sophia.

Yeah I think that's one of those outfits where you can naught but lean.

That fabric looks pretty weighty, I'd bet she's banking on the weight of the fabric to curtain that cooter.

I really like this idea but if I give a number that has a suspect area code, like 669, he'll definitely know it's fake. There are only 2-3 area codes in my province :(

That could definitely be it; maybe I'm just not 100% comfortable in his house yet and it not feeling like home. I'd love to be independent but, in my city, that might just not be in the cards in the next decade so I may end up living with him sooner than later.

That's not a bad idea! I'm sure he'd be more than willing to do that for me, he's a big sweetheart and always concerned that I'm happy, fed, well-rested, etc. He's kind of a big deal :)

See I would totally do a BJ wake-up but he legit doesn't want any part of that. I need to jump the man while he's awake for him to be receptive.

It seems like the comments here are overwhelmingly negative… Back in the day, I was single and on the prowl and had set my sights on a token hot guy from my high school days. I knew that he was a "challenge" in that he had dated with and slept with a lot of women, but had only ever been in one short-lived…

I'm a weird sleeper too, I think! I have an invasive derriere.

AU CONTRAIRE MON FRERE. I just talked to him about it and, while I am always down for being woken up, he's really not a fan of it at all and would prefer if I don't pester him for sex outside of the afternoon/evening hours. I am sort of disappointed haha

He's not quite my cup of tea but I can still appreciate the allure!

That sounds terrible but it's pretty adorable that you grab for each other in absence haha