I've heard Lard Tunderin' Jesus before too! Awesome haha

I kinda feel like it's a selfish asshole move. It's a new relationship, but dude needs his sleep and he just looks so peaceful!

That'd be a neat read. :)

I'm not sure what the deal is with me, actually. I have a younger sister but I've never ever been a happy camper when mom or dad mandated sharing a bed, bath, whatever with her.

You have restored my faith haha maybe I can get a good sleep with him!

I've always kind of wondered, as someone who has always been a light sleeper, if people are just super hush-hush about having an awareness of family members having sex near them OR if other people just have not heard their 'rents/other relatives goin' at it.

Well thank goodness haha I've been feeling guilty about that for weeks. I realize it's silly but I was still kinda hung-up on it.

Oh you poor thing!!

I feel kind of shitty about the fact that I have consistently terrible sleeps in my boyfriend's bed; like it's some sort of marker of incompatibility. He swears that he sleeps loads better when I'm there but I spend almost the whole night simultaneously trying to fall asleep, pondering the outcome if I should wake him…

You are a far bigger fan than I! I'm glad that's not the point of this conversation; it's really cool to hear from someone else who's a fan of Bayern Munich! I have friends that are fans of England, Spain, and Portugal's national teams but no one for Germz.

This! I am a legitimate fan of Bayern Munich since I snuck off to watch a match with the bellhop and other hotel staff at our hotel in Berlin during a family vacation. It's a super fond memory because everyone was SO welcoming and made such an effort to speak English for me and make me feel included in the fun. Also,…

Does Italy collect tax from prostitution and drug revenue?... Isn't this kind of like putting lipstick on a pig?

I'm from Calgary, AB. Really hoping to call BC home within the next 5 or so years though :)

Holy balls. I read that as "per week" initially because I skimmed... I thought 6 times PER WEEK was high. I eat red meat 1-3 times per month.

I am! Is that a Canadian phrase?

JESUS H. MURPHY.

How does one get a cat's age certified? I'm certain that I've met older cats and even had a cat at one point (RIP, you crazy bitch) that could give Poppy's title a challenge.

Thanks, Barnacles!

I loved my chickens when I was a kid! Some of them even had distinct personality traits. My rooster was a snuggler until he reached puberty... Puberty hit him like a sack of vengeful bricks.

You know, the little fuzzies that lead from your bellybutton to your nethers?