Jesus Take The Ball

I actually feel bad for the newspaper in all this. They're stuck in a catch-22. If they publish the article with the picture, they get cries out outrage and have their ethics questioned; however, if they publish it without any pictures, then their fan base would have no idea what the article was about.

First assault all year TPD didn't have to cover up!!!

I wonder if all the friend zone gif masters actually read what he wrote.

The Falcons are having a hard enough season on their own, thank you very much

I've been saying this for a while now.

I grew up in a time when being a "gamer" was cause for ridicule. Shit, admitting to owning a Nintendo in the mid-80's was a good way to get your ass kicked at my school (not at all schools, I understand).

Now that gaming's finally mainstreamed, and the hobby has -finally- gained…

So the next time you're playing a horror game and the frights kick in, and you start to feel that exhilarating sensation, spare a thought for poor folks like me, who genuinely had to ask their lady friend for help in the Assassin's Creed IV diving sequences (AGAIN, SHARKS) because they were too frozen to do it…

I think a lot of us want Michael Sam to be really good at football. I want Michael Sam to be really good at football. But it might be that Michael Sam just isn't that good at football.

Being an asshole sometimes comes with consequences. As it should be.

He's such a child.. but to be honest, who would take that to be a "threat". To me, that isn't a threat. It's an empty threat.

I doubt Valve took it as a serious death threat either, but they had to show that there's consequences to acting like a prick instead of an adult.

Bullshit. One email or phone call would have rectified the situation. Instead he makes an ass of himself.

Those fans are gonna be so mad when someone reads that sign or this article to them. So mad, you guys.

2 days is jail is enough. This is a woman who didn't wanna wait 30m in an ER, 48h of waiting will kill her.

I think you've come to the wrong website, sir.

The Stiff Arm of the Law

Fantasy Football is not for you.

Don't worry about not naming the Hardin Valley player.

"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves