You can’t, which is making me wonder if we’re suffering from some sort of collective hallucination.

I can’t tell if I’m supposed to be singing this or not.

As a Titans fan, I’m kind of enjoying this, but I’d hardly call a team with Andrew Luck as your QB a “dumpster fire”...unless Luck is way worse off than we think. Which he may be, they are being really weird about his situation.

It has to. Either that or Andrew Luck is in bad shape. No other reason you don’t capitalize on a record-setting performance in the Super Bowl to grab a head coaching job.

Uh... what?

That’s all well and good for Philly, but Nick (a now Super Bowl MVP) in the NFL where QBs come at a premium, well... I just don’t see any universe where he’s not starting somewhere else next season.

He’s also 86 years old, so.

This is the NFL, if Wentz is good to go, he’ll get the start.

Idunno if I’d call it a derp by Brady. Dude did throw for over 500 yards and 3 TDs. And I wanted the Patriots to lose.

Are there reports that Wentz won’t be good to go for Week 1? If he’s good to go he’s the starter and there’s no way a Super Bowl MVP sits on the bench.

Might make sense for Philly, but Wentz was the starter until he got hurt for a reason, and no way does a Super Bowl MVP ride the bench all season. Someone will buy him out. Desperate teams have desperate money.

You do not, especially when desperate teams will throw desperation money around.

Coincidentally, also half of the requirements to play receiver for New England. The other is be 5'8" or shorter.

He won’t start over Wentz and no way a Super Bowl Champion will ride the bench. Someone will buy out that contract, guaranteed.

All you have to do is coach in the NFL once and then you can keep doing so for life. It’s science.

I think this offseason could be good not just for Cleveland but also for the upcoming draft class. There should be a number of good veteran QBs looking for jobs that maybe, finally, the rookies can get drafted by some teams with better QBs with time to sit and learn and mature instead of being thrown into the fire. I…

I think he’s better than Joe but you’re probably not wrong. That said, you win a Super Bowl, you get paid. Someone will pay him.

I’m still wondering how many QBs they’ll offload between Keenum, Bridgewater, and Bradford.

I was wondering if the Giants might come knocking.

It’s hard to tell via text. Many apologies if I fucked that up.