It’s 2017. You sure as shit aren’t defending your First Amendment rights from the government with guns.

You really need to do some actual research and not just parrot off Right/Republican/Trump buzzphrases.

Or, you know, sports are fun. And he can do all of the above, like I did.

And something you have none of.

Oh brother *eyeroll*

…what’s wrong with Eichner and Rogen?

*wanking motion*

All of fantasy football just got a collective boner, at least for a week until he’s suspended again. It’s too bad he does something awful like smoke pot and not something acceptable like beat his girlfriend.

So he can watch you weave then breathe your story lines.

What the FUCK is wrong with you people?

Jesus, you people have lost your minds.

Might be the best season Hoyer’s ever had if Brady gets hurt. New England has an uncanny ability to make guys look like hall of famers and then become totally mediocre anywhere else.

I thought, for sure, with Luck out a spell this would be the year for the Titans to finally win the division. And then that Texans game happened. So it looks like my Titans fandom is hopping on the train with my Braves fandom: finding a reason to blame a Washington team for my problems.

I thought their E3 presser was pretty good?

Because clicks.

This attitude has never made sense to me. It’s entirely possible to separate artist from art.

In other news, Iowa State fans are bringing the HEAT tonight.

I used to be totally not okay with showering/being naked in front of anyone I wasn’t, you know, being intimate with. Then I marched drum corps and, after a 12-hour rehearsal, all I cared about was washing half-a-day’s worth of Alabama sweat off my body. I didn’t give a shit who saw.

Have your upvote and eat it, too.

But without fat guy touchdowns, we won’t have any more fat guy dances.