*wanking motion*

All of fantasy football just got a collective boner, at least for a week until he’s suspended again. It’s too bad he does something awful like smoke pot and not something acceptable like beat his girlfriend.

So he can watch you weave then breathe your story lines.

How large do you think the “ANTIFA movement” is? And how to what degree do you think they represent the platform and goals of the left/liberal platform? Your post just comes off as standard r/the_Donald “copy/paste this list of buzz words and phrases” fair.

Hoo boy…

What the FUCK is wrong with you people?

Jesus, you people have lost your minds.

Might be the best season Hoyer’s ever had if Brady gets hurt. New England has an uncanny ability to make guys look like hall of famers and then become totally mediocre anywhere else.

I thought, for sure, with Luck out a spell this would be the year for the Titans to finally win the division. And then that Texans game happened. So it looks like my Titans fandom is hopping on the train with my Braves fandom: finding a reason to blame a Washington team for my problems.

I thought their E3 presser was pretty good?

Because clicks.

This attitude has never made sense to me. It’s entirely possible to separate artist from art.

In other news, Iowa State fans are bringing the HEAT tonight.

I used to be totally not okay with showering/being naked in front of anyone I wasn’t, you know, being intimate with. Then I marched drum corps and, after a 12-hour rehearsal, all I cared about was washing half-a-day’s worth of Alabama sweat off my body. I didn’t give a shit who saw.

Have your upvote and eat it, too.

But without fat guy touchdowns, we won’t have any more fat guy dances.

I assume they’re going to try and say it’s “for his safety” or some nonsense like that.

Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

It’s definitely shitty.

Grew up in Birmingham, AL: You either drove/got a ride with a friend or you didn’t go anywhere. Public transportation basically doesn’t exist and cabs take 45+ minutes to show up after calling them.