All day long

As Murrican as it gets. Looks sharp in black. Can tackle any jerb. Won’t ruffle any feathers, but also won’t back down. Tough, but with a soft and chewy center. Been the sweetheart of America for over 40 years now.

We need a car that has experience in taking on the best from around the world and winning.

Tucker: Safe, yet forward thinking.

Hudson Hornet: Old, wise, firm but just

The Corvmarostang. It’s a perfect politician: tries to please everyone, fails on all fronts.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS

Why won’t Honda give us what everyone want? A street-legal CRF450X, either in standard L mode or circumnavigation-ready Rally mode.

that wasnt much of a drop, I dont imagine a stock Raptor would have had much/any trouble with that. Honestly surprised this truck couldnt even survive it

This is great! Now they’ve got the lightweight and the heavyweight taken care of.

NOW GIVE US A 450-650!!

why no 450? come on man, i want the African twin, but not 1000cc. and i love my drz400

Several bystanders tried to stop the car when they noticed it rolling down the hill toward the pond

Hey man...I’m like school in the summertime.

It’s illegal to make the government look like a bunch of dumbasses. They may all be dumbasses, but you can’t make them look stupid. If you do their feelings will get hurt, and then they fine you.

I used to work for a car dealer and heard the phrase “drive slow and pay fast” used by the sales manager when he came accross situations like this. There is some truth here. Make extra principal payments every month. Get an extra part time job and throw all the money at the truck. 

Might be time to throw a couple of shovels and a bag of salt in the back of the Tundra and hustle a bit. There’s two sides to the ledger...

“Cruise control is going to set the engine at one RPM.”

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

This is totally different. The Type 1 and Beetle were the same car.

The YJ, TJ and JK Wranglers are all VERY different from CJs of yore (okay, so the YJ shared some bits).

It would be like calling a Chevy Colorado an S10.

Anti-counter counterpoint: Some vehicles are Lambos. But only if you’re pretty sure.