tiberiuswise
Tiberiuswise
tiberiuswise

Shut the fuck up.

No. She jumped out and yelled “Ta tas!”

That’s what she said

I wonder if she jumped out and yelled Ta Da!

Somehow I think having her boobs out fascinates the commentariat enough that they’re willing to suspend judgement on the other offenses in the off chance there might be photographic evidence provided at some point.

The officer didn’t see it coming. Was temporarily blinded by high beams.

You win the racism card bonus for this post. Congratulations?

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Kale is NOT people food. Kale is put on salad bars to make iceberg lettuce appear to be people food. And we all know iceberg lettuce is just crunchy water with no nutritional value and should not be placed on or near people food.

Kale is at the top of the evolutionary hierarchy. It has no natural predators. When a piece of kale dies, it just lays there indefinitely, because even microorganisms won’t eat it.

I’m just surprised it beat the Trabant

That’ll buff out

I like the inspiration, but the execution could be a bit better.

“COTD or we riot.”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I agree on the length. D’Anconia’s (and others) monolouges could have been 10% as long and gotten the same point across, but I’m a fan of the book. Most people who have told me they don’t like it never read it.

Most of the people that I have met that hate the book have never read it. They just know what they were told it was about, or they just hate the people who preach it as gospel.

Bro, do you even lift?

Uh, excuse me....

i’m going to take this as extreme sarcasm.