Swagger Wagon commercials aside, minivans aren’t sexy. Tesla buyers want sexy.

That’s rental spec. You don’t have to go far up the food chain to get keyless start and better dual-zone HVAC. No points for the motor? Mine is quite strong.

Such stunning insights I gave, right?

Economist and Ford employee here.

The price isn’t the only stumbling Bloc.

I’m too busy celebrating Cinco de Cuatro to care.

“We’re all supposed to be partners — you make them, we sell them, all that stuff. It’s just very strange not to have heard from someone...I’m very disappointed that our manufacturer hasn’t even contacted us. I am very disappointed they haven’t done anything at all.”

Some people just don’t understand sophistication.

As an occasional motorcyclist, I make sure to spend as little time as possible in people’s blind spot.

Fun game: Set your cruise control and watch people hover in your blind spot, pass a little, drop back, quickly pass, pull in front of you, slow down, accelerate as you try to pass them. Maybe it is pack mentality run…

There’s $4,750 in rebates bringing it to $23,665. Not bad.

Wut, no V-8. Fag!

The soundtrack for To Live and Die in LA was legendary.

These are the chosen comments.

He should branch out into other fields.

Watt are you even talking about?

You’ve all seen The Doomsday Machine. FIFY.

I distinctly remember my father talking his way out of a ticket when the family got pulled over in his 75 ‘Vette. Mom and dad seated, my brother and I sitting parade style on the rigid convertible top cover with our feet tucked behind the seats, parade style. Cop let us go as long as I crouched down underneath the…

Is that from the future? The star pattern on the vinyl says “future” to me!

Imagine the SJW outrage if the driver was white?
“White Uber driver refuses black woman!”

You don’t have one built into the dashboard? Mine’s right next to the hibachi. On the left of the glove box of course.