tiberiuswise
Tiberiuswise
tiberiuswise

I forgot that here on Jalopnik, where it is the greatest social injustice for a manufacturer or dealership to try to operate at a profit, the logic to paying a 300% markup to have someone else add hot water to your coffee is beyond reproach.

Anyone who buys pre-brewed coffee is beyond reason.

Pahking buddies for life.

Professional credit analyst here. Three things:
1, A credit score is one company’s determination of how likely you are to file bankruptcy. It’s their professional opinion. Statistically, they are VERY accurate.

It’s only a bad thing if you advocate it in the US.

GIFs of female curlers in 3...2...1...

Nah. I like the raise taxes idea better.*
*not MY taxes of course.

Those boulders were Lying in Wait to damage my client’s vehicle. Unacceptable, unconscionable, and clearly, diabolical!

How to pronounce the actual names of car companies in their native countries / language.

FIFY

Once they get a tow hold, you can’t in-see it.

Millennials suck at buying cars the way they are currently sold.

I see a future where cars are “sold” on a subscription basis. With maintenance, future upgrades, and other costs included in one payment.

I only read articles in artisanal, local-sourced fonts.

As if it wasn’t already abundantly clear that this car is out of my league.

But, who shot first?

Doesn’t ring a bell. Unless you mean those wimpy little jobs you see overloaded past their actual capacity in pictures from the third world. You know, the ones that you could crush three of, and put in the back of an F-350.

Michael should have specified “Class 8" in the article.

According to their respective annual reports, Mercedes sold 800,430 total trucks, vans, and busses worldwide in 2016 while Ford sold 1,077,006 in the US alone.

Biggest truck company in the world?

Wooden planks are only used by splinter groups.