Crumple zones are for losers.

This whole situation is so Long Island.

At times like this I find sarcasm more useful than my background in Economics.

I was going to ask “Does it Shrug?”

Profit ruins everything. We should make it illegal.

Seems a lot like a C-Max plug in, with more HEY LOOK AT ME!

Integrated exhaust manifold. Like the F-150 with the 2.7 EcoBoost.

Try hiding.

Usually its the Star Trek uniform.

“That’s outrageous! I refuse to pay. Chrysler Credit can just come take the damn thing back!”

I was just thinking that I hope he likes the view up there. He’ll be seeing it for a while.

If you want to have fun off road with a full size truck, I recommend carrying a DR-Z 400S in the bed.

“I have a Chevy Bolt” is not as good a pick up line as “I have a deposit on a Tesla.”

How many times has Mom said that motorcycles are dangerous?

Fair enough but is Ford really setting up the playing field?

Minor water damage.

Ugh. You had me until you said profit.

Lets keep in mind that the MKZ stablemate boasts 400 hp and 400 lb.