AKA “Don’t bring sand to the beach.”

Ferarri? Pretty sure that’s a Lambo.

You poached this comment from somewhere else.

This is no time for bad yolks.

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

Sadly, once you hit 40, the only viable car food is baby carrots. Unless you want to be 500 pounds.

A friend of mine got sued and lost when someone hit his inoperable car, in his own driveway. Apparently there was a law agains having an inoperable vehicle within so many feet of a public road.

Imagine if a neighbor’s kid was playing in, around, or god forbid UNDER the car when it got hit. Probably would have lost his…

Wait, you’re allowed to consider both sides of the issue? Are you sure? I was told that’s against the rules of the internet.

Awesome!

I’d like to also see total production numbers thrown into the chart.

Never a good sign.

Wait, there were girls there? Dammit!

Dat hat tho....

I don’t know about all the GILFs, but I’d take any one, or all three of them. (I’m 48)

I’m more intrigued by the fact that there appear to be three different ladies posing with this car. Perhaps he is advertising a different service?

Either that or I’m overestimating the toll that racing at Le Mans would take on any mere mortal road car.

Tires every 10 laps. Engine re-build every 50.

It looks to me like it is pretty straightforward. I could see someone Shatner’s age getting it wrong though.

It goes against the grain.