Pure speculation on my part, but.

Can I just say... it’s like 2 weeks later, and I’m still shocked that it’s InTouch carrying the journalistic water here. But good for them, for real. I know it’s kind of backhanded to say it that way, but I don’t know how to give them a compliment for the truly great work they’re doing here without it sounding…

Dammit, don’t you hate it when you turn down Molestation Avenue when you really meant to hang a left on Not Being a Fucking Monster Lane? Goddamn MapQuest, I tell you what...

Talk about some serious “Family Research”

This cult of children hoarders is a 7 layer dip of pure ewww

I’m old school and stuff the good shit down in there with a toothpick. I always put some tobacco at the very top, so anyone looking for anything would literally have to rip open the whole cigarette. I took a whole pack with me on my honeymoon and used an x acto knife to carefully cut the top of the plastic wrap off,…

A couple of years ago I was flying into Boston from London and was waiting at the luggage carousel while a beagle in a snazzy navy blue jacket and his handler, a tiny, sweet-faced Chinese-American lady, did the rounds, giving everybody a thorough sniffing. And he was such a good dog, so serious and so professional.…

Sound advice Flygirl. And everyone who’s like “You’re teaching people how to smuggle drugs! White privilege! My panties are on fire! Stop or my boobs will shoot!” need to chill the fuck out. She’s giving some helpful advice to those who want to take a little smoke on their next vacation not bring in pounds of beasters…

So at first when I read this article, I was thinking, “Wow, you’d better not try this if you’re not white and get ‘randomly selected’ for searches on every flight. Plus, this is so needlessly risky, just get drugs there or enjoy your vacation without the damn drugs.” (I say this as someone who has brought drugs on…

i can’t believe jezebel published an article by (obviously) a rich white woman titled “Why People Who Don’t Do Drugs or Want to Fly With Them Should Start Doing Drugs And Flying With Them Right Away”

My husband is kind of a genius when it comes to smuggling drugs on airplanes and never tells me when he’s doing it because he knows it will give me a heart attack but the last time we went to Vegas we brought mushrooms (Cirque du Soleil, of course) and weed brownies. So for the mushrooms he emptied out a couple of tea…

I have gotten a ton of responses saying “don’t do illegal shit and you won’t get arrested”. I am not going to respond to any of you directly and ungray you. I am going to say this, I don’t do illegal shit, but, there are places where I could be arrested for who I am, how I look, or being in the wrong place at the…

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

I recently wrapped up extensive diagnostic testing for rheumatoid conditions and all kinds of stuff, only to be told that I have fibromyalgia, a severe vitamin D deficiency, and I've suffered from depression and anxiety as a result of my pain and lack of sleep from said pain for nearly 10 years.

The medications that I…

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

he is so genuinely adorable, gives dads a good rep. Whenever I get my son dressed and he huffs about putting his pants on, I tell him "Obama puts his pants on one leg at a time! Just like you!" My son is three. Also canadian.

This photo is sweet, too.

I...I think he loves me!

The funny thing is, the people who constantly bemoan how selfish others are for indulging in frivolities probably aren't exactly living the simple life themselves. I mean, if you want to come at me for my excesses, you damn well better be living like the fucking Amish and giving anything you don't actively need to…

Did you notice how they kind of look alike too? I thought it was two pictures of the same guy at first. I hope they become like long-lost brothers.