Bill and Donald almost certainly partied with Jeffery and his island of little girls. Just because he “is a democrat” makes people seem to think he gets a free pass, or he couldn’t have done it but like you said. Where there’s smoke...

Nah, it’s the White People God Given Right to do whatever the fuck they wanna do whenever the fuck they wanna do it.

I gave my boyfriend a lot of shit about how expensive our Ikea Sonos lamps were but now, six months into Covid work from home, I adore how I can change my lighting theme based on what kind of call it is. Best lit square in the Zoom, every time.

I see nobody here has heard of Oochie Wally aka my favorite song in the world.

When I was driving for uber/lyft almost every male rider would ask me, incredulously, if I was carrying or “at least” had pepper spray.

OHMYGOD! I got waxed for the second, and last, time the week before my period and now everything makes so much sense.

I’m not a redhead but also have weird reactions to opioids.

I live in New Orleans and sometimes my birthday falls during Mardi Gras. One year it was on Mardi Gras Day so a friend and I woke up super early and walked all over town watching parades, looking at costumes, and imbibing delightful spirits. At one point we were dancing down the street leading a brass band who were…

You missed the part where the police sergeant initially counseled the rapist and the friends he sent the video to, to delete the evidence, and they did.

There’s no way anyone with money and no family ties to the area would willingly live in Plaquemine’s Parish so that right there is proof that he’s a lying, crazy, abusive sack of shit.

Doing it yourself.

“and all it took me was missing a pill by 3 hours one time to get pregnant.”

I live in Louisiana and know a few people who concealed-carry on the regular. Let me tell you, it does NOT make me feel safer. In fact, just the opposite.

According to their own instagram account, their daughter’s favorite memory is watching them get married so... guess the kid’s not his?

Oh, come on guys. Nobody is “pro-abortion.”

Yeah you right! I strongly disagree with this being an authentic view of New Orleans. I also feel it was a bit disrespectful to just flash Freedia twice like she’s some random backup dancer instead of the entire impetus behind this freaking song whose video was shot in HER city.

I was trying to figure how what the girl from True Blood did to her face. Turns out that’s not Sookie Stackhouse.

Thank you for providing the plotline of my nightmares tonight!

I’ve never heard this, tiny baby period, that is horrifying. I have heard about male baby erections, which I think I never want to see in real life (31 and childless as of yet, but I guess I should prepare myself.)

“Good luck,” she said. “And may the odds be ever in your favor.”