I recently wrapped up extensive diagnostic testing for rheumatoid conditions and all kinds of stuff, only to be told that I have fibromyalgia, a severe vitamin D deficiency, and I've suffered from depression and anxiety as a result of my pain and lack of sleep from said pain for nearly 10 years.

The medications that I…

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

Can you imagine if all women started reacting to unwanted advances/touches like this? Just fucking burned down any place that it happened? That's how you put a stop to that shit once and for all.

he is so genuinely adorable, gives dads a good rep. Whenever I get my son dressed and he huffs about putting his pants on, I tell him "Obama puts his pants on one leg at a time! Just like you!" My son is three. Also canadian.

Maybe? But I think "grinning mugshot, granting all requests for interviews" puts some substance behind my bugfuck nutter theory.

This photo is sweet, too.

Fortunately the fire wasn't practicing proper ujjayi breathing, severely limiting its oxygen supply.

Arsonasana.

I...I think he loves me!

I've said it before and I will go to my grave saying it:

The funny thing is, the people who constantly bemoan how selfish others are for indulging in frivolities probably aren't exactly living the simple life themselves. I mean, if you want to come at me for my excesses, you damn well better be living like the fucking Amish and giving anything you don't actively need to…

Did you notice how they kind of look alike too? I thought it was two pictures of the same guy at first. I hope they become like long-lost brothers.

Wow, wow, wow. I did this to a guy I liked during an AP exam. At first I thought you might be the same dude and I was psyched to say "hi Gary" but then I realized it wasn't during the history test, it was biology. Or maybe it was the Regents test. And stuff definitely happened; I lost my virginity to him a week…

Ehh, I went to a rural Ohio high school that only offered a few AP tests and zero SAT II (which were not even called that back then) tests. We regularly sent people to Harvard and Yale. Also, "4.2" was not a possible GPA to achieve. I'm younger than you.

True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…

I know gastroparesis is serious so please realize I'm not making light of it or you - I have a weird sense of humor. Doesn't the giant green moth hovering over you when you sleep bother you?

I also wear a full face of makeup most days, Bekaby, although I only started doing this when a friend introduced me to the wonderful world of MAC (awakening a very expensive habit). I think it's intimidating for a lot of women, and not everyone's good at doing their own makeup.

According to WebMD? Really? If I can't go to my doctors office with my WebMD concerns without getting a solid eye roll, these people can't use it as a defense can they?

I wear makeup every day (not schlubby at home days, obvs) and I did not previously believe myself to be unusual in that, and yet somehow this whole series has been populated by women who wear almost no makeup on the regular. I feel like I must be a unicorn. But since I had no idea that I was alone in makeup wearing,…

right!