Great advice. Great gif.

PATRICK. JUICE.

This has happened to me, but it was a guy I barely knew. We met at a party, went back to my dorm (#college), made out for a while, and fell asleep. I woke up to him just seconds away from ~*paradise*~, so I didn't have enough time to do anything. Then again, I was so horrified that I don't know what I would have done…

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

I don't think this is covered in Emily Post, but I feel safe saying ew. Ew ew ew.

Real talk. Until 3 months ago I lived in an extremely petite, basically studio apartment. I had enough room for my bed bed, a dining area, and a living room/office area. I also had an inflatable full size mattress. I've had a few out of state friends visit that apartment over the years and that full mattress was…

Just from a practical standpoint it makes more sense to be polite. I'm screamingly polite when I talk to people on the phone or in a store, and I've almost never had any problems. Quite the opposite - people try to help me out. It's not rocket science.

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

I KNEW YOU WRETCH OF A HUMAN WOULD COME SCREECHING IN HERE

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

I see one trolly type is making comments about boys and puberty, but honestly I think this all misses the point: the girls winning may not last forever, but for now they have the confidence to know that they can even TRY (and sometimes succeed) at standing up to a group of male humans and win.

The biggest frustration with the Catholic Church's opposition to female priests and ministers is that there is literally NO Biblical basis for it. None. Jesus never said anything that would suggest that he intended to exclude women from the ministry. Nothing. Nada. Zip.

It's like the various small fees charged by banks and airlines. :-/

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

In your land... tipping does not matter!

I like how the Boston.com article mentions that the dealership is getting hammered by bad reviews on Yelp and Google reviews, then links to the relevant pages on each. You know, just in case people feel like piling on.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

Pizza guy.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.