But men having things up their ass is unnatural, but a vagina is what a penis is for. You can't rape something if you do it with the thing it's for!

This is why I don't shovel out my cars. I put them into 4WD and drive off. If someone wants the spot, they can shovel it or take a chance and get stuck. For the most part, it's still there when I get back and I just drive into the snow.

I was born and raised in Chicago and my parents never put shit out in the street to save parking. One of our neighbors actually watched my mother shovel out a space and then he parked in it. She cussed him out, but she didn't vandalize his car. I know it was a public street but that was a major dick move from a guy…

females.

I read that as nerves due to Dr. Phil hitting a little too close to her home...

yassss im still a Youth!

Ugly on the inside, that is.

Go on...

Have you seen the Republican voter base?

Starred for admitting that that pizza is the worst.

Amen. Just know that for every shithead who says dibs is some kind of "Chicago tradition," there's another keeping the tradition of anti-dibs vigilantism alive. This is how I ended up with several nice folding chair and an end table.

19 years old and still bullying people?

People who are "honest" and "tell it like it is" are really just assholes.

While I'm inclined to think that most teenage girls who go on Dr. Phil could probably stand for some sort of attitude adjustment, I'm also inclined to think that Dr. Phil is not the person to be giving said adjustment.

Don't believe the hype: much like the awful pizza, "dibs" is something many, many of us native Chicagoans detest and fight back against at every opportunity.

it's kind of the unwritten rule that you don't take other people's shoveled out spaces, right?

They've installed fake cameras in front of their house to deter any more vandalism.

I want to track these fuckers down and give them a piece of my mind...

I had this toy! I honestly have no idea what my mom was thinking when she bought it, and I bring it up whenever she moans about me not wanting children. Like, sorry mom, but I know how that shit works and I don't have space to keep my giant removable convex belly panel in my house for the rest of my life.