Oh good, it's not just me who heard that last noise and went "OH FUCKING GROSS, WHAT."

Sweet birdie. Until he poops on the lady (or so it sounds.)

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

Based on the cop's ignoring the cat, and trying to continue with what he was doing, my first thought was "Clearly, this man has or has had several cats in his life."

That male cheerleader is like something out of a Marines commercial.

If I were the driver, I would be dying laughing. The entertainment value alone would make the ticket worth it.

But he does not fit the description of the terrorist. He is a completely different color and build.

I said, 'It's nothing. It's life.'

They were le tired.

By then it was known that the female hostage-taker at the other location had escaped by pretending to be one of the released hostages, so a little prudence with a guy who could fit the description of the shooters doesn't seem untoward.

in France he was briefly detained. In the USA he would have been shot by the police and then proclaimed a victim of the terrorists.

Yeesh, it's like a clown runs that place.

"And here is our garden."

I would rob a bank. But I would never be a bank robber.

So that's what the liberal media looks like. I've heard so much about it, but rarely get to see it. I like this liberal media! I like it very much.

A woman did it first.

Fucking Tommy Lee Jones. His face looks exactly how mine did looking at the rest of these pictures.

This is unrelated but in Meryl Streep's blurb she says, "The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I'm not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."

Belle was a fool.

Please do not beat children.